Half Price Beans Bundle

£54.00
100% No Risk Money Back Guarantee!

£26.99 (Save 50% £54 Value)

Fast shipping from UK warehouse

We’re giving you 1.5kg of strong Aussie roasted beans for the price of 1kg. Plus the cheat codes to make your local barista jealous 😏

☕️ The Daily Drivers: 1x Dark Roast 500g & 1x Medium Roast 500g

💃 FREE "The Exotic Fling": 1x Costa Rica Single Origin 500g

📜 FREE "The Cheat Codes": The most entertaining latte art guide you’ll ever read. Probably (Digital Guide)

🤝 100% Happy or Money Back

*No double-dipping with promo codes sorry

Happy Customer Moments

Linda W.

"The moment I grind these beans my whole kitchen smells like my favourite café"

Amy J.

"The first sip never disappoints! I honestly can't go back to supermarket beans"

Jade L.

"Receiving my delivery always puts a big smile on my face and a twinkle in my eye."
Tastier Than SupermarketsRoaster-Direct ValueStrong Aussie-Roasted BeansFast Shipping From UK Warehouse

What's In The Box 👇

Dark & Medium

Dark & Medium

500g of each. Basically, the Golden Retriever of coffee beans 🐕
Free Exotic Fling

Free Exotic Fling

Pairs well with ghosting your alarm and your responsibilities 💃
Free Cheat Code

Free Cheat Code

How to pour latte art so your friends think you have your life together 😎

Your Happiness Is Our No. 1 Concern!

We Run On Caffeine 🚀

Orders are dispatched fast from our UK warehouse (usually within 24 hours)

Actual Love Letters ✍️

Expect a handwritten note in your box. Yes, our hands cramp. No, we won't stop.

No Robots Allowed 🤖

Question? A real human (high on caffeine) will reply. No scripts, just help.

The Dirty Coffee Secret

Hi, I'm Toby, the guy who decided taking on billion-dollar coffee giants was a sensible life choice 👋

Back in 2011, I realised the big guys were taking us for a ride. Most of them churn out mountains of aluminium and charge us a 'Corporate Coffee Tax' for the privilege.

So, I went rogue and built a roastery that packs plant-based pods to take them on.

My mission was simple 👇

1. Roaster-Direct: We kicked the middleman out of the group chat (he was annoying anyway) so you pay roaster-direct prices

2. Plant-Based Pods: A smarter alternative to aluminium

3. Fair: We cut out corporate greed so you pay for the coffee, not their massive marketing budget

100% HAPPY OR MONEY BACK 🤝

We're all sick of "guarantees" that are 90% fine print and 10% disappointment. So we’re keeping ours completely bulletproof.

If you're not doing a happy dance after your first sip, we will fix it.

The Flavour Swap: If the pods aren't hitting the spot, we’ll send you a different intensity to try 🎯

The Machine Whisperers: Sometimes machines play up – our team will troubleshoot your pour until it's cafe quality 🪄

The 'No BS' Refund: If we still can't win you over, we'll refund every single cent. No interrogations and no awkward breakups ✌️

We are in the business of making you happy, not holding your wallet hostage. Pinky promise 🤙