WHAT SUPERMARKETS CAN'T OFFER
Double Shot 🚀
Packed with Guarana for double the kick
Chocolate 🍫
Rich, creamy and cheaper than therapy
Mind Blowing 🤯
A literal slap across the face to wake you upTHE DIRTY COFFEE SECRET
Hi, I'm Toby, the guy who decided taking on billion-dollar coffee giants was a sensible life choice 👋
Back in 2011, I realised the big guys were taking us for a ride.
Most of them churn out mountains of aluminium and charge us a 'Corporate Coffee Tax' for the privilege 💸
So, I went rogue and built a roastery that packs plant-based pods to take them on.
My mission was simple 👇
1. Buy Direct: We kicked the middleman out of the group chat (he was annoying anyway) so you pay roaster-direct prices 👋
2. Plant-Based Pods: A smarter alternative to aluminium 🌻
3. Fair: We cut out corporate greed so you pay for the coffee, not their massive marketing budget 💸
WHY WE DITCHED ALUMINIUM 🙅♂️
“Aluminium pods are ok because they're recyclable – right?” 🤔
Yeah, and technically I’m "going to the gym" tomorrow 🤥
The Truth: The vast majority of those shiny pods actually get dumped straight in the bin. Once they leave your kitchen, they’ll be hanging around longer than Cher’s career (and not looking half as good).
And for the ones that do make it to recycling? It’s a total drama. We’re talking shipping, shredding, separating coffee, burning varnish, and re-smelting. It uses more energy than a toddler on a sugar high 🔋
No solution is perfect, each has its pros and cons. But we believe roasting locally and packing into plant-based pods is the smarter way to brew 🌻
THE 'NO-REGRETS' GUARANTEE 🤝
We know buying coffee on the internet feels like a gamble.
We're all sick of "guarantees" that are 90% fine print and 10% disappointment. So we’re keeping ours completely bulletproof.
If you're not doing a happy dance after your first sip, we will fix it.
The Flavour Swap: If the pods aren't hitting the spot, we’ll send you a different intensity to try on the house 🎯
The Machine Whisperers: Sometimes machines play up – our Aussie team will troubleshoot your pour until it's cafe quality 🪄
The 'No BS' Refund: If we still can't win you over, we'll refund every single cent. No interrogations and no awkward breakups ✌️
We are in the business of making you happy, not holding your wallet hostage. Pinky promise 🤙